So I'm standin' there in me bag'o'fruit fresh from

steak'n'kidney ready to hit the frog'n'toad with the

billy lids when me trouble'n'strife starts givin' me lip

about not havin' had a dad'n'dave. Don't worry sez me china plate, ave
a captain cook at ya ned kelly hangin' out!

I gave up, scoffed down a dog's eye and head off down the rubbity

dub.



a sample of the aussie's rhyming slang.