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Medical jokes
1:38 AM on Jan. 18, 2008
Wife And Husband Visit DoctorA woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and told her, "If you don't do the following, your husband will lose his will to live and surely die." Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to work in a good mood. At lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work. For dinner, fix especially nice meals selected from his favorite foods and don't burden him with household chores or problems. Make love with him several times a week and satisfy his every sexual whim. On the way home, the husband asked his wife what the doctor had told her. She replied, "You're going to die."


Comments (4)
Rusty - 11:14 PM on Oct. 10, 2008  [ message ]
That's a funny one! :) I don't mind taking good care of my husband, cooking him nice meals, cheering him up and trying to make his life enjoyable, BUT. Not bothering him with household chores and problems will never fly in my house. I am NOT doing it all alone! :)
Tomoko - 6:25 AM on Jan. 18, 2008  [ message ]
LOL, I guess most wives would think so even if they don't say to husband " You're going to die".
Rohitpatel - 1:39 AM on Jan. 18, 2008  [ message ]
Moving To A New Office

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and
his staff was helping transport many of the items.

I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm
across the back of my seat. I hadn't considered the drive
across town. At one traffic light, the stares of the people in
the car beside me became obvious, and I looked across and
explained, "I'm delivering him to my doctor's office."

The other driver leaned out of his window. "I hate to tell you,
lady," he said, "but I think it's too late!"
Rohitpatel - 1:38 AM on Jan. 18, 2008  [ message ]
Hole In The Fence

A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum and he hears all the residents inside chanting, "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye. Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!