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I can't stand people that take their rights too seriously.
5:15 PM on Oct. 4, 2008
十月　四日

I was at Pizza Hut today, and one woman decided that she needed the bathroom, and when she asked where it was, the clerk at the cash register told her that the bathroom was out of service due to the toilet not working.

She then kicked up a right spectacle, screaming and shouting over how she had the right to use the bathroom, threatening to sue and all that, even though the toilet wasn't working. And I mean "Doesn't drain the water" not working.

I got so sick of her, I waited for her to go on about a state law (That I doubt exists) that all food places must have a means of evacuating ones bowels. As soon as she did, I threw a bucket at her.

Pizza: $Too much
Drinks: $Free
Throwing a bucket at a woman demanding a bathroom: Priceless.

I would've just welded the stall door shut so she can face the wrath of a toilet that regurgitates.


Comments (5)
AriesWren - 4:23 PM on Oct. 8, 2008  [ message ]
Nah, I'm back to freelancing. And like I said, she just started throwing a huge fit over not being able to use the bathroom because the toilet was blocked up for some reason. Crazy woman.
Rusty - 4:16 PM on Oct. 8, 2008  [ message ]
Wow! I hope you don't work at that pizza place because in that case you'd have to answer for it... If you were just a customer, it is another story, I suppose every customer has the right to get annoyed when others make a scene like that. :) What did the woman do?
tongyun - 3:06 PM on Oct. 8, 2008  [ message ]
I love it. I worked 8 years in retail management and had to suck up all of the bad behavior dished out from certain customers. To be able to this to one of them would have been absolutely priceless.
AriesWren - 12:25 PM on Oct. 5, 2008  [ message ]
Yeah, I was thinking of yelling "Here's a toilet, now shut it!" but I have a really thick accent so... I'd rather not give myself away. Besides, I have the right to freedom of expression, which covers eating pizza with a smug look on my face.
Froix - 9:37 AM on Oct. 5, 2008  [ message ]
A bucket? Seriously? Now I would have paid to see that! I hope you followed it with a few choice words. You do know that woman had the right to know why she deserved a bucket flying straight at her.