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Got a joke for you.
10:16 AM on Oct. 4, 2008
十月 四日
Michelle Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Sarah Palin, decide to go on a picnic. So Michelle packs the picnic basket with beer and sandwiches. The trouble is the picnic site is ten miles away so it takes them two hours to get there.
When they get there Michelle unpacks the food and beer. "Ok Palin Give me the bottle opener."
"I didn't bring it," says Palin. "I thought you packed it."
Michelle gets worried, She turns to Hillary, "Did you bring the bottle opener??"
Naturally Hillary didn't bring it. So they're stuck ten miles from home without a bottle opener. Michelle and Hillary beg Palin to go back for It, but she refuses as she says they will eat all the sandwiches.
After two hours, and after they have sworn on their lives that they will not eat the sandwiches, she finally agrees. So Palin sets off down the road at a steady pace.
Four hours pass and he still isn't back and Michelle and Hillary are starving, but a promise is a promise.
Another five hours and she still isn't back, but a promise is a promise. Finally they can't take it any longer so they take out a Sandwich each, and just as they are about to eat it, Palin pops up from behind a rock and shouts;
"I KNEW IT!......I'M NOT GOING!"
Sarah Palin is now the blond in my blond jokes. And yes, this joke was originally about turtles.
Also, the woman has, like Bush, come up with excuses for her sloppy interview, read it here.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/03/palin-on-fox-news-couric_n_131655.html
Good lord, FOX NEWS!? Okay, that is an unforgivable sin.
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